Southern Baptist Kama Sutra

[fyrefylli (deleted)]

A young couple going through marital counseling took the Kama sutra into their session with the local Baptist preacher.

"Pastor," the young lady started explaining with her eyes fixed on the book in her hand. "My fiancée and I want to be sure we don't offend the good Lord after our wedding day."

"Ok, my child, I can understand," the pastor said as he took the book from the couple.

Together they leafed through the Kaman Sutra with the pastor nodding and saying this position would be ok, yes this position would be good.....

Until they came to the part that introduces the standing positions. At that point, the pastor slammed the book shut a flung it across the room violently shaking his head.

[fyrefylli (deleted)]

`"What's wrong, Pastor?" The couple asked.

"It must not be done standing." said the pastor firmly.

"but why pastor?"

"Because standing leads to dancin! AND WE CANNOT HAVE THAT"

:P