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A guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to
the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips, and you will have to satisfy her s----l urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it."
Honee
Just your mean and nasty somewhat sarcastic and blind senior citizen!! |
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