Ok, this the story of how I got stabbed in the hand XD

[kingmarsxxx32]

I was at the local bar, drinking after a gig there. I was with my friend Chris and we were a little tipsy. This sound came out from the men's bathroom. he was cursing about something.. anyways, my friend and I continued talking, the strange man came out, lumbering as drunk as a poet on payday. Hey starts to harass Chris.. then I got mad. I told him too back off and he was acting like he had a 40 inch c--- as he pulls out this electrical knife.. at this moment my only concern was my friend Chris, so I tried to reason and such.. but he was " Fitshaced " and in a blink, he slams the knife down and I feel a REAL sharp pain, " GAHH! " I shouted angrily. The people around me ( including my friend ) were freaking out at the blood that I now notice oozing out of my hand.. " TAKE THAT FAG! " he yells right in my ear.. the smell of cheap whiskey on his breath. I grab the hilt of the knife and stared him down as I slowly pulled the blade out. People were throwing up, fainting, freaking out and just freaked out by what I was doing. The best part.. I pass out from the pain after the blade is out and I ended up falling onto this guy, breaking his jaw in the process XD A lesson on knowing when too say " I'm drunk enough " lol.

Voice Acting is like getting 300 bucks to say "anal bleeding"