Dieting is Bullsh*t (WARNING CONTAINS PROFANITY)

[somehipsterguy]

Ok so i see dieting everywhere on everything these days. Well i am here to tell you it is just an industry and does not yield permanent results. The only way to lose weight and keep it off is through exercise and watching how you eat. Now you might say "but hipster guy dieting is watching what you eat." To those who say that listen up because this is for you. I am a living relic to losing weight. Not trying to brag but in the last 4 months i have lost 52 lbs and gained a s--- load of muscle. How did i do this? I get up in the morning and i carry my --- to my ----ing gym. I then proceed to bust my --- on the weights and run my --- off on the treadmill and eliptical machines. Every tuesday and thursday i go to rugby practice and get my --- kicked by guys in way better shape than me. Do you know why i do all this? Then i go home and i eat whatever the ---- i want do you know why? Because i know that what you eat means about as much as a grain of sand in the ----ing sahara desert. I know that i can eat a small amount of ice cream or chocolate. Here is another little fyi for you. I always eat less than 2000 calories so when i dont work out i still lose ----ing weight! why do i do all this you may wonder.Because i want to be the fit mother----er that your girlfriend is checking out while you take her out to a nice dinner. You ok with that s---? I didnt think so. Now take my ----ing hand and lets do this s---!!!

This is your life and its ending one minute at a time. Claim your humanity or become a statistic. You have been warned.

[somehipsterguy]

`Any problems with what i said? If so i dont give a ----.

[marikine]

`I'd say congrats about losing 50 pounds.. but I'm kinda scared for my life right now. :D

[jordan4ibanez3 (deleted)]

`I think you might need to stop drinking red bull lol, it sounds like you have wings sprouting from every where right now. xD