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Some of the following Halloween jokes are not very "GHOUL." Some are really, really "BAT" jokes, but there are a few that are a "SCREAM." They were better than a "bite on the you know what...
Hope you don't blow a casket! (Hee! Hee!)
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid.
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
wRAP.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-WITCH.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can BOO-gie.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Very ghoul.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the BOOS.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
What is a vampires favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-SCARE-a.
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.
Who was the most famous witch detective?
Warlock Holmes.
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon Bone-apart
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Where do most werewolves live?
In HOWLlywood, California.
Where do most goblins live?
in North and South Scarolina.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
At a ghastly station.
What do you call a little monsters parents?
Mummy and Deadly.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
Sour-puss.
Honee
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princessofpink
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Will you be playing here all week????? :?
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......umm...yup.....or until I run out of "material".LOL.
Honee
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I'll be sure to get my tomatoes ready for you. :lol:
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