Younglove22, 36

Looking for cool friends I piss excellence. I party like its 1999.I graduated from Harvard. I was americas idol. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i bat 300. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. i consistently beat Chris Brown in dancing. i once read monster, the odyssey and roots all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.I'm 5'10 but 6'8 when tickled. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Wontons is my favorite food group.I was light heavyweight pound for pound champion. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge.Imthe worlds strongest man, i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. Im faster than usain bolt. Ball harder than lebron james. basically...I'm every girls dream