Vanjoes, 73

Widowed nearly 2 years and finally ready to move on. I am and always have been fiercely independent, spiritually and financially, so am not looking for a free ride. However, the days and evenings do get lonely sometimes so I would like someone who wants some good, funny, intelligent, high class, low down, redneck company a couple of times a week.
I am looking for a 39 year old with long legs and tight buns ~ but know that ain't gonna fly so realistically a nice man between 50 and 60, 5ft 6in or taller, honest (of course) and happy with yourself. Oh, and I hate to say it ~ no back hair or long nose hair. Did I mention I was brutally honest as well?