Tuxedomask, 38

I'm a modern man, a man of the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified, multicultural, post-modern deconstruction that's politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been up-linked and downloaded, I've been inputted a outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high tech low life. A cutting edge, state of the art, bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm hotwired, heatseeking warm hearted, cool customer. Voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive and from time to time I'm radioactive.