Tickwoghgorilla, 35

I try to keep it simple Hey, I'm Will. That sounds nice and simple, and really I'm just a simple guy who tries to live a simple life and finds all my attempts fail utterly and miserable. I like to try to keep a smile on my face and a tune on my lips at all times. Music is a huge part of my life. I love all music. Live shows are the best, but even sitting back, chilling and popping in an album can be great.

I love my car, as most guys do. It may be old, it may not be as cool as the Porsche your other friends have, but it's mine and I put a lot of love into it. I love driving it, just getting in and going without a heading is fine with me. I once ended up at the gate to the nuclear power plant in Salem County one night after getting lost.

Hmmmm...What else? How about a little more on my background? I am 20, from just outside Philadelphia. I'm a Scot; my grandparents are off the boat Scots from the highlands. I get all the bad traits that go along with being a Scot, except for the kilt. So there's the drinking. When I was 7, my grandfather thought it was time for me to learn of my heritage and we sat on the porch and drank Scotch until I had to be rushed to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning, good times.

If you want to know anything else, just ask.