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Club me over the head and drag me back to the cave
Club me over the head and drag me back to the cave I tour around the country a lot, so I could very well be coming to your city soon. Weird music lover (Matmos, Zombie Zombie, Seefeel, Add N to (x) anyone?) Love analog synths and drum machines. Cult/ousider art/esoteric stuff really interests me. Books/comics/cassette tapes/vinyl/visual art/video art. Who is the master that makes the grass green? Really looking for friends to chat with about stuff no one else probably knows about. Teach me something?
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Bisexual
Height 5'09"
Weight 220 lbs
Body Type pleasantly plump, fat and proud, a few extra pounds
Movies horror, bollywood, indie, steamy, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation pansexual, bisexual
Eye Color green, hazel
Hair Color black, depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity Other, Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level some college
Profession Artistic / Musical, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, alone, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am flirt, class clown, side kick, the life of the party, social butterfly, comic relief, better in small groups
Political Views independent, socialist, not interested in politics
Food Related Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Raw Food, Spicy, Sushi, Gluten-free Diet, Thai, Organic, Vegan, Vegetarian, Carnivore, Omnivore
Personality punk, geek, extrovert, liberal, type a, coffeeholic, nerd, redneck, flirt
Individuality psychic, tattoos, piercings, circus clown
Religious Views Agnostic, Not Religious, Buddhist
I'm looking for the yin to my yang, romance, something interesting, conversation, travel companion, fun, dating, penpal, friends only, relationship
My Sign pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets Cats, Tribbles
Gender Female, Not Sure
Music Motown, Techno, Indie, House, Hip Hop, Punk
Hair Style undetectable toupee, cornrows
Fitness & Sports skateboarding, dancing, walking, cycling
Health Related meditation
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, fleamarkets, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, painting, reading, travel, video games, writing
Their Body Type average, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous, a few extra pounds, athletic
Movies bollywood, comedy, horror, indie, sci-fi
Orientation asexual, bisexual, celibate, gay, lesbian, straight, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf
Eye Color glass
Relationship divorced, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, single, single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Do they smoke? no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink? no, only blood, socially
They currently live alone, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views liberal
Food Related Indian, Spicy
Personality clown, coffeeholic, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, nerd, pirate, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash
Individuality beard, circus clown, cougar lover, piercings, pirate at heart, stache, tattoos
They are looking for conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, relationship, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Pets Cat, Dog, Ferret, Fish, Guinea Pig, Monkey, Rabbit, Rat
Gender Female, Male, Not Sure, Transgender
Hair Style curly, mohawk, mullet, rattail, shaved head, undetectable toupee

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