Sphaerus, 38

Looking for fun, dating and who knows what else? I'm one of those really annoying chatty, "smart" types. I can make a joke out of almost anything, spend more time in a day thinking about the nature of some obscure physics thing (scientific term right there) than I ever have about Jersey Shore. Well, I take that back, the raw, bewildering confusion of that c----er**** of human tragedy has consumed my mind at least a few times. I've never actually watched the show, but do you really need to? I'm an accounting student who used to be an engineering student but then found out he couldn't handle another minute of being surrounded by engineers. No, I'm not at all bitter about all those hours of my life lost to thermodynamics. Not at all. Seriously. I'd like to be a successful accountant type, but I'd settle for blowing up the moon.