Smartass1632, 45

2 out of 10 doctors approve! Greetings everyone!. I know that most of you are reading these and thinking to yourself, "Come on... are all these guys really posting all of this bull----!?" Yes, they are. I really do feel for you women sometimes. Between all these "protien induced meat photos" and the ghetto vernacular, I'm sure it's hard to stomach these ads hoping that you find the diamond in the rough. Well guess what... IT'S ME! I'm confident, eloquent, attractive, slender, athletic, charming, respectful, and I'm probably one of the funniest ball busters you'll ever meet. Yes, I'll provide a challenge for a change. In turn, I'm quite picky. I want the whole package, inside and out. I want a woman who's beautiful inside and out. I don't expect a magazine model who's president of the local Me--- chapter, but I expect you to have your act together. There's more to attraction than physical desire, but that's an important start for anyone that I may consider to be a romantic partner. Turn offs: really skinny women, empty minds, void of laughter, and gold diggers. Exessive use of the word "like" 4 times per sentence also is quite annoying. Tricked out Honda Civics with lawn mower exhausts also bother me for some reason. Turn ons: awesome sharp wit, someone who's not afraid to spruce themselves up a bit without wearing 2 inches of make up, independent, confident, and SINGLE. I will not engage in any of your extramarital affairs. Find one of the guys who's showing off his junk if that's what you're after. However, I do have one obvious and shallow physical preference. I'm really attracted to busty women. Curves are really nice. I'm not into large women, but I prefer some curves on a woman as opposed to someone who looks like a heroine addict. I'm also really into spooning cuddling, and yes I can do that with manners and class. These are not must haves, just preferences. If you fit some of the above, then drop me a line and take it from there