ok so maybe i'm not...
more like... slugs, snails and puppy dogs tails..
i'm Ruth i'm a rebel
with an unpredictable nature...
i'm arrogant,sarcastic and patronising..but in a good way
i love my unconventional life
i can be a c u n t..
i'm pretty blunt
i speak my mind a little too often
im NOT very lady like....
im very childish
i have some amazing friends, and a smashing nipper called elliott whos 2, hes a little ginna n well funny.
my use of words are classy...some one buy me a swear box and make me a rich girl
since i havnt had much luck, i have decided to base my next relationship on the theory of give and take, GIVE me any s---, lies or stress, n i'll TAKE u out with a single blow to the head!
i dont wana know if u ant got a pic..
i dont do giffs, 30 is about as far as i would go..
i dont want crappy inbox msg's, coz i sipmly will not reply
i dont want fone S-- id prefer the real thing lol.. so stay away u little creepers
i dont gel with boring people, so if u collect stamps, or r into bird watching, n drink earl grey im not 4 u
i dont do stuck up c*nts, i am what i am, if u dnt like it dnt look,
im looking for my knight in shining armour, twats in tin foil need not apply!!
i would like him to be funny, funny is a must! i would like him to be reliable, kind, im a bit of a handful so he would have to be pretty laid back, faithful cant do with a messa, i would prefer his package to be on the larger side haha, but average will do
in fact lets just say i NEED sum1 who can keep up with me.
