Porcelainxdoll, 33

we're not in wonderland anymore, alice. I'm not going to plague anyone with adjectives flattering myself. I'm probably not the 'ideal' girlfriend, or even friend for that matter, and I'm quite comfortable with that. There's no long-winded biography with raping of the caps lock key to be read. Truthfully, you'll either adore me to pieces, or I'll be the object of your hatred.
Also, I tend to have an extremely twisted and sarcastic sense of humor. If you're apt to taking anything personally, my perverseness will just heighten your blood pressure.

With that said, I'm currently a student -- and it's my full time job. I plan on pursuing a career in graphic/web design, because frankly, my drawing skills are borderline first-grader.

I do not have any strong preferences. Well, these days I suppose asking for intelligence might be too wishy-washy. If you're not a 45 year old balding man living in his mother's basement, we just might have some common ground.
I'm not particularly religious. I do not care if you are as long as your beliefs are not imposed on me.