Picklegeuse, 37

I have a true blue fear of the boogeyman. No kidding. I work two jobs (one of which is a S-- shop) and go to school. Money is my one true addiction.
Im quite partial to females, but I have an irrational infatuation with the following men: edward norton, adrien brody, heath ledger, harrison ford, hugh jackman, ewan mcgregor, gary oldman. I have the following goals: to become a rollerderby girl, to get in a fistfight, to date a suicide girl, write a screenplay, to make a movie.
I really like lion king, tin lunch boxes, bandaids, and playing cards. I am extremely vulgar and inappropriate. I absolutely hate climbing ladders. I am not big and beautiful, pleasantly plump, nor is there more of me to love. I am more resembling of a beached whale, thanks.
I dont do relationships. Im just designed to be single. Im the "fun girl" not the girl you take you take home to your mom. Unless, of course, she's hot and into that sorta thing. Ha. If you think you are the exception to the rule, hit me with your best shot. Otherwise, that's just how it is.
I'm a party girl, I strive on my social life. I love the good things in life; sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.I am strictly a short term relationship kind of girl. Youll be lucky if I make you breakfast after a one night stand. I typically go for females, however I have never been with a man. So I guess I cant "knock til I try it." But that is easier said than done. An ideal male would be someone who I have to be immediately physically attracted to, more dominant in nature, doesnt expect anything more and also knows and understands the chances of being with me are slim. Sorry guys but your junk just kinda creeps me out most of the time. And it helps if you are australian, with an accent of course. And if your a female, your in the bag. I love the girlies.