Msawesomesauce, 42

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You should know, Im always happiest when Im making others happy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day Ill make you smile, laugh, & wonder, “How come Ive never met a girl like this before?!”I love sports, cars, motorcycles. Couldnt fix an engine to save my life but I can drive my manual like nobodys business!Love Camping, 4wheelin, playin tag football in the mud, Anything outdoors with family & friends is my idea of a good time. Dont u hate it when women are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside & “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside?!

Wait...You still havent messaged me yet?! LETS GO…You might wake up soon!! (smile)So, now a little more about the softer side of my life. Im 28 (& like 3/4. Stop laughing!! It counts!), I have a son & a daughter, 8 & 4 respectively.
-I have 6 tattoos.My favorite tattoo is my superman. Why, yes. I am a total dork. Thanks for asking! I'mmostly educated (still working on that college degree. Who knew you couldnt get an MBA out of the vending machine?!) I work full time (if ur really interested Ill explain sometime. No worries, its both legal & morally acceptable). dont have a lot of drama, except my self produced one act show that I think is hilarious & hopefully by now, so do you.On a typical [rotating] Friday night I am spending time with my kids or doing whatever makes me happy. send me an email & you will automatically be entered to win a chance to do a select few of these things with me as well. Chances are limited, so act now!!
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