Mojpesvrd, 61

Part time cheese cake-aholic, full time connoisseur of big, beautiful women who's easy going and courteous to a fault. I treat women as I treat my mother and god knows I treat my mother with utmost respect. My personality tends to be upbeat, goofy, at times immature. I'll probably be the only 80 year old still asking you to pull his finger and then laugh about it. My motto: "you're never too old to be too young". Looks wise? Gorgeous aqua eyes that you can get lost in and a dimpled smile that reveals my mischievous nature. 5'11 in high heels, (just kidding), with an average build, 240 pounds in my stocking feet. Short hair...gave up the side burns when I stopped doing Elvis impersonations, (kidding?) but if that's a deal breaker, I'll gladly glue them back on again. Oh, and I wear glasses, am near sighted, so don't ask me to tell you how many fingers you're holding up if you're more than four feet away. In our old age, I hope you'll help me avoid telephone poles.