Misspandora, 47

I am a good looking, somewhat plump, 32 year old woman. I have what is best described as a sexy bootilicious body. I am curvy in all the right places. I have light blonde hair (natural colour would be strawberry blonde) and sparkiling green eyes. I like to have fun and intellectual conversations but I am also a very good listener. I have lots of interests: painting, reading, jogging, bicycle riding, walking with scissors, sticking my tongue to very cold flag poles, playing in my garden, watching movies, reading labels on cereal boxes, never taking myself to seriously. I am seeking a dude that can hold a conversation, listen without pretending to listen, remember my birthday, know what I want for my last meal, enjoy cooking together, and a guy who wants to treat his lady with tenderness but is still a hunky man who likes to get dirty and sweaty and burp and fart (but keep the farting to a minimum).