Melthompson79, 45

I just moved out of my van down by the river on to a pirate ship! Looking for a partner in crime! Looking for someone who is funny, sweet, sarcastic, doesn't take life so seriously all the time, a snuggler, someone who enjoys jokes, someone I can wake up at 3 a.m. and go on an adventure with! Life is about the quality of living, not the quantity of boredom & loneliness. (No, I'm not an adrenaline junkie and I won't take you on dangerous excursions.. lol.) There has got to be someone who will sing along to Disney movies with me, get tattooed at 10 o'clock on a Friday night cause we're bored, someone who will be up for a nerf war right after work because they had a s--- day, someone that will stick around when things get tough instead of running away, someone that will never get tired of my dorky humor, someone that will look at me and think - she's a handful, but she's enough to keep me busy for the rest of my life.