Mallet, 36

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I yell at Buddha statues for jackin my look,
Just a strange fat guy... Hi im Mallet,I enjoy randomness,diet soda,and wonderfully crafted insults. I'm a Dom,a non-carnivore-hating vegetarian(use to be one after all,fu&% i miss chicken nuggets!)and a immature person. Cartoons and music are the shiz(inquire if you wish to know what types). And on a side note,I am currently a bit emotionally unstable as I have recently had a close friend of mine pass on. RIP Walter White,I loved your rock candy.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 6'01"
Weight 350 lbs
Body Type overweight, large, fat and proud, a few extra pounds
Movies mockumentaries, steamy, indie, drama, action, horror, romance, animation, psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, comedy, sci-fi
Orientation straight
Eye Color brown
Hair Color dark brown
Ethnicity Native American, Caucasian, Mixed Race
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption
Education Level high school grad
Do you smoke? 420
I currently live with roommate(s)
Socially, I am class clown, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner, anti-social, a couch potato, comic relief, better in small groups, flirt
Political Views liberal
Food Related Diet Every Now & Then, Vegetarian, Mexican, Soul Food, Junk Food Junkie, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Spicy
Personality artistic, activist, nerd, punk, clown, introvert, liberal, white trash, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, total slacker, loner, lover, geek
Individuality superhero, paranormal believer, artist, circus clown, ninja, goatee, beard
Religious Views Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for soulmate, friends only, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, conversation, miss right
My Sign aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Pets Cats
Gender Male
Music Ska, Trance, Rock, Punk, Rap, Progressive Rock, Hardcore, Post Rock, Indie, Alternative Rock, Techno, Hard Rock, Hip Hop
Hair Style shaved head
Fitness & Sports weightlifting, basketball
Languages English
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests naturism, music, movies, manga, killing zombies, internet, computers, writing, reading, sports, television, video games
Their Body Type fat and proud, a few extra pounds, average, large, overweight, thick, voluptuous, pleasantly plump
Orientation straight, bisexual
Relationship single, single - never married
Have Kids no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home
Socially, they are the life of the party, social butterfly, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner, comic relief
Political Views liberal, not interested in politics, independent, green party, democrat
Personality nerd, activist, fun loving, geek, intellectual, liberal, loner, lover, pirate, punk, romantic, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash
Individuality pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos, vampire, piercings
They are looking for friends only, mr. right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, dating, conversation

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