Magnoliaangel, 59

Looking for my best friend I'm going to try this one last time.

I'm really starting to believe there are no good, honest men out there any more.

I'm simply trying to find someone who shares my interests, someone I can call my best friend, because without being friends first, any relationship is doomed to fail. Lies will always catch up to you. Pretending to be someone you're not will always backfire. I make no apologies for who I am. I know who I am and what I want. I want to love and be loved by someone I can relate to. Simple.

I don't care how much money you have, or what kind of car you drive, or how big your house is. I care if you have a good personality. If you have a sense of humor. If you're fun and compassionate, caring and understanding. I'd love for you to enjoy the internet and MMORPGs (if you have no idea what that means, I'm not the lady for you). You must love superheroes (especially Marvel) and fantasy. You must know how to read and write in full sentences, and love books as much as the movies they make from them. You must love haunted houses and Halloween and 80s hair bands. A Walking Dead marathon and a pizza are a perfect way to spend an evening. Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Rocky Horror Picture Show are on your top 10 movies list. The SyFy channel is one of your go-to tv picks.

If you write to me and obviously didn't read this profile, I won't answer you. I won't give you my Skype, MSN, phone number, address or any other personal info right away. There are a lot of sick people and con men out there. If you're serious, you'll respect this. Once I figure out you're a good kind of weirdo or freak (like me), then I'll share.