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Hi! I'm a recent transplant to the LA area, and I'm looking for new friends. Want to show me around?

About me: I'm 38, and originally from Milwaukee. After a few years in Minneapolis, I realized that winter is el mucho sucko. So, I decided to move to Los Angeles. So far, no snow. Which is AWESOME.

Professionally, I'm a writer. I know that sounds a little self-indulgent, but it's actually true. I really do get twice-monthly paychecks, benefits and a 401(k) for using my words all day. That's only slightly more awesome than it sounds.

I wasn't always a writer, though. In past lives, I was an actor, drummer, cyber-vigilante, chef, lounge musician, karaoke champion, costumed theme-park character, video game blogger, piano salesman, stand-up comic, award-winning storyteller and flower-delivery guy. What can I say? It took me a long time to decide what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Because I'm such a relentless renaissance dork, I tend to love creativity, whether my own, or that of others. So I really dig concerts, museums, movies, and arts of all kinds.

As for what I'm looking for...I'm interested in meeting any woman who loves life as much as I do. Smart, funny, beautiful women with traffic-stopping curves are my absolute Kryptonite.