Lauk, 38

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All, MI, USA

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Brilliant! I will not die until I have seen Patrick Stewart in person, learned Chinese and owned an El Camino.

I LOVE movies, good tv, things that are clever, and things that are lame. I also like ultimate frisbee, rugby, DDR and biking (none of which I can do anymore for silly medical lameness).

I find beauty even in ugliness and humor in things that elude most people.

I also have a laugh so loud, that the sheer cacophony of it frightens small children.

Sarcastic, super sharp tongue, I have random fits of quick wit and supreme cleverness, capable of being serious, but like to be carefree 99.9% of the time (actually, I think I only pretend to be serious in serious situations because people seriously expect me to be serious.)

I want to take a road trip that lasts forever, just don't want to do it alone.

I'm looking for a guy who will be there when I need him most. I like guys that are passionate about something, whether I'm interested in it or not. I love to listen to a guy talk about the things he loves. He would have to find my clumsiness and ability to injure myself while standing completely still absolutely adorable.

He should also be interested in other cultures.

I happen to like geeky white guys a lot, lol or ghetto white boyz. But its not a requirement by any means. Love is love no matter how you package it. I also like tall guys. 6'+, but that's not a requirement either. Just gives you a head start.

...and I'm a sucker for gingers.

About Me

Gender Female

Orientation Straight

Height 5'07"

Weight 280 lbs

Hobbies & Interests writing, video games, travel, television, reading, photography, music, movies, killing zombies, internet, computers, cooking & recipes

Body Type large, voluptuous, thick

Movies drama, sci-fi, romantic comedy, romance, indie, action, comedy

Orientation straight, asexual

Eye Color black

Hair Color dark brown, black

Ethnicity African American

Relationship single - never married

Have Kids no - maybe with the right person

Education Level college grad

Income level that's private

Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though

Do you drink? socially

I currently live family and friends visit often, alone

Socially, I am anti-social, loner, home body, flirt, comic relief, a couch potato, side kick, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Food Related BRAINS!!!

Personality liberal, romantic, professional, pirate, nerd, lover, loner, geek, intellectual, introvert, total slacker

Individuality ninja

I'm looking for the yin to my yang, soulmate, romance, relationship, penpal, mr. right, dating, conversation

My Sign i was born in august, leo : july 23-aug. 22

Gender Female

Music Alternative Rock, Rock, Celtic, Christian Rock, Classical, Dance, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Motown, Pop, R and B, Rap, Techno

Hair Style straightened, ponytail, emo

Fitness & Sports working out, walking, bowling

Looking for

Hobbies & Interests comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, manga, mime, movies, music, photography, reading, robotics, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, writing

Their Body Type slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous, a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, large, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender

Movies action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Eye Color blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel, black

Hair Color a little gray, auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red

Their Ethnicity African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan

Relationship separated, single, single - never married, widowed

Have Kids no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home

Their Education Level college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college

Do they drink? no, only blood, socially

Socially, they are a couch potato, anti-social, comic relief, flirt, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Personality coffeeholic, extrovert, flirt, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger

They are looking for conversation, dating, miss right, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

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