Kranberie, 33

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I SO need a confident BBW in my life. =]
The name's Mason. I'm loud. I curse a lot. I'm very blunt. I'm openly-perverted. I'm a jokester. I love to laugh. I'm obsessed with huge b--bs and i'm not afraid to say it. Skinny girls repulse me, BBW is the way to go. I always have something to say. I'm a culinary student, so yes ladies, i do cook. I plan on being successful. I can spell. I'm a grammar Nazi. I have relatively low self-esteem. I hate getting up early. I have Skype (kranberie39). I hate Facebook but i use it anyway. I've only been lucky enough to have one serious relationship last longer than 6 months. I'm very affectionate. I'm super lovey-dovey. I'm overly flirty. I'm the most touchy-feely person on the face of the earth. I've never met a stranger. I'm really super annoyed having to fill out this self-summary s---. My cell phone never leaves my hands, want the number? Ask for it. I'll try anything once. Hardly anything embarrasses me. I'm not skinny. I'm far from perfect. My eyes are very blue. I love video games. I'm online way too often. I'm never doing anything important, i'm always up for talking, i'd love to meet anyone interested in talking and texting. Flirting is ----ing wonderful, but i also like to carry on a meaningful conversation. I'm making the self-summary way too long, so i'm bringing it to a close. I'm simply Mason.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'11"
Weight 310 lbs
Body Type fat and proud
Movies comedy, sci-fi, drama, action, horror
Orientation straight
Eye Color blue
Hair Color blond
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level some college
Profession Food Service
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? 420, hookah, cigars, electronic cigarettes, clove cigarettes, cigarillos, socially
I currently live on a pirate ship, with parents
Socially, I am flirt, side kick, social butterfly
Political Views not interested in politics
Food Related Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality coffeeholic, artistic, pirate, geek, lover, intellectual, flirt, extrovert, nerd, fun loving
Individuality pirate at heart, beard, ninja, tattoos
Religious Views Agnostic
I'm looking for something interesting, romance, the yin to my yang, miss right, relationship, dating, fun, conversation
My Sign gemini : may 21-june 20
Pets No pets currently (but like them)
Gender Male
Music Indie, Punk, Alternative Rock, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Reggae, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Metal, Industrial, Jazz-Fusion, Trance, Techno, Screamo, Rock, Rap, R and B, Pop
Hair Style shag, curly, long hair

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