k bout me.... I am special. I rode the short bus to school. I grew up near power lines and I still eat paint chips and glue. I am never sarcastic... ever. And I take myself very seriously...very...in fact I am so serious I don't have any sense of humor. Lifes too short to be all uptite and pretend you're "very professional". Ha I'm here to have fun, NOT meet new people and laugh until my face hurts. (MOSTLY @ U)... does your face hurt? It's killing me! ha;p... I don't care about fancy cars and clothes. I like to be naked and ride my short bus. Don't get me wrong. I have good taste...expensive or not. 
I hate the outdoors and the water, am not patriotic, don't like nostalgic cars at all, think finance and investing is stupid, as is higher education for that matter, would lift weights if they weren't so heavy, would work out if it didn't make me tired, and can't dance or cook. I would eat better but I have this addiction to burned toast and sour kraut. Haven't traveled much, and I can't hold down a respectable job, so I hope you're into watching soap operas and eating Twinkies, assuming you're buying the junk food and paying the cable bill. Since I'd never actually leave the couch, the attached pics are stolen from other people, so don't ask for more. I have a thing for hideous men that are annoying and stupid, so if you're an intelligent cutie that is looking to meet a decent girl that'd truly never settle for second best, is looking for a guy with similarly high expectations in life, and would treat you with the dignity and respect you seek and deserve, well, just check out the hundreds of other profiles of all the women who are clearly God's gift to men... lol...anywayz...hi every1....i have a weird(sick) sense of humor
