Frakked, 52

Christ, I hate these things. I AM NOT A CONGLOMERATION OF WORDS ON A PAGE!!!!! I am an easy going, tall, dark, and quiet kinda guy. Weird sense of humor... ranges from pure gutter jokes to cerebral jocularity. Yes, its a word, use 'yer dictionary kids. I can curse with all the creativity to make a hooker blush, but am more likely to use more cultured a tongue.
Just ended a 15yr relationship, and I am not looking to get into another one any time soon- just looking for friends. If I get my dipstick checked in the process, well, I won't be B----in' about it.
I don't like sports- by that, I mean, sitting on my --- watching ESPN sounds about as fun as watching equine dentistry. I love a good movie, book, gourmet meal, ethnic meal, cooking, modding computers, driving fast, getting lost, getting found, road trips, exploring new places, snow, bad weather, seafood, thai food, cuddling with a thick chic, nerdy girls, weird girls, but not mental girls(ie; if your schizophrenic, psychotic, or have a dissassociative personality disorder- uh, bugger off!).
Deep sea fishing, camping, and feeding lsd to pigs are my favorite outdoors activities.
I wish only to surround myself with positive, encouraging, caring, and gentle women. I have enough male friends- not that I trust other guys- I have issues with trusting members of my own gender, a long story that I shall not bore anyone with here.
I do have a 7yr old special needs son, and I love him very much- I drop all I am doing and go if he needs me- he lives in CA with his mom... I will be returning to CA sometime within the next year once I get the issues of my divorce cleared up- I am in Florida 'cause I needed a place to escape to where I could have some solitude and my sister was kind enough to provide that.
Got any questions? Wanna' know my life story? Well, get typin'....'cause I'm tired of doing it now.