Dirtyshwaa, 35

I'm weird as hell but you'll love it.
I'm impulsive, but I just like to have random fun!
I'm not pessimistic, I'm a realist!
I'm an adrenaline junkie.
I'm complicated to understand, But incredibly easy to please.
Little things make me the happiest (Like driving by llamas, or the smell of bananas!)
I'm unpredictable, and get into the craziest situations, But I'm told I have the best stories.
I don't like people, but I care about everyone. Maybe too much sometimes.
I like politics, surrealism art, and writing.
I wish I could scream like OTEP�
I write books. Memoirs to be exact.
I love my friends more than anything.
I stay out of drama because It makes me physically sick, and I'm no longer in middle school.
I believe life is too short to be unhappy.
I make self depreciating jokes, and I also have a sick sense of humor.
People tell me I always smell good, I have pretty eyes, and I have a calming aura.
My favorite thing in the world is to make other people happy, and comfortable.
That's why I want to go to school for massage therapy.
I can be extremely out going and also the exact oposite, depending on the day I guess.
Sometimes I'm very confident. Sometimes I'm not at all.
You can't figure me out so don't try, Just love me as I am.

I'm very affectionate, So I need someone who is as well,
I'm very ------.
I'm sober now, So I can't be with another (Non recovering) alcoholic.
I need someone who likes deep conversation, And who listens to me.
I need someone who isn't so conceited that they compliment themselves more than me.
I need someone who isn't too jealous but will stand up for what's his. =)
I need someone who wont put me down,
I need someone who is goofy and will play with me (Tickling, play fighting, joking around, being just weird together)
I need someone who has a car because Im a loser without one =/
I need someone who isn't controlling, or accusing, I will not be controlled, or made to felt like I'm doing something wrong. I