Cosmicjoke, 50

If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?

About me

Well as you can tell i have a weird sense of humor.

I'm a recently seperated 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me
I'm strong minded confident stubborn and a clown at times but i do have serious side when needed.

I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.



funny stuff

"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"

"if you can't enjoy a good cartoon what's the point in living?"

"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"

"what rolls downs stairs along or in pairs and runs over your nieghbours dog? what fits on your back and is good for a snack it's log log log"
"it's log log it's big it's heavy it's wood"
"it's log log it's better then bad it's good"


food for thought

we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb

"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?

"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.


most importantly

"if drunkens aliens ever mess with your head mess with there bathroom, after all if you have to go through life a nut you might as well make there 10 billion light year trip home just as bad"



I'm a romantic a confidant and a good friend
i'm an An enigma, wrapped up in a puzzle, wrapped up in a conundrum.
I try to temper confidence with compassion after all it's what's inisde that really counts.


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