Cgol81, 43

Wookin' per nub I love to laugh and make others laugh. I'm very sarcastic, and yes, my butt is very intelligent. I'm usually pretty quiet and introspective in the morning, but watch out once I catch my wind. I tend to be very open and outspoken. I don't like gossip, lies, or stupid. Don't get me wrong, sometimes it's fun to be stupid, but I'm talking about the ignorant stupid that eventually turns into senators and racists. I'm not high stress and almost always have a positive outlook. I've discovered that I love riding motorcycles, scuba diving and Seattle. I've also just recently discovered that I'm not too bad at softball, and hiking can be fun if you're not being chased down by a bee out for blood.

I'm looking for someone that won't take offense at my sarcasm, and will even shoot some back at me. Someone that doesn't mind holding hands in public, or punching my arm after I mention donkey punching or the angry pirate in a crowded bar. Someone that's playful, fun and doesn't mind laughing out loud. You should enjoy going to a local pub and having a pint every once in awhile, or having an intelligent discussion on current events. I guess, I just want someone I can be comfortable with. Isn't that what we all want, after all?