Caseymac, 55

Where have all the good men gone? You know what they say! A hard man is good to find. Or something like that. Who the heck are 'they' anyhow? They seem to have an opinion on everything! Anyhow, just dropped by here to see what it's like. Maybe find men who can appreciate, not just the curves, but the woman behind them. I'm the kind of person who stays up until 4am baking pies to give to friends. I rescue injured animals. I've been bit by a squirrel! How many people can say that? They had to test it for rabies and it was negative but I still feel a bit nutty. Of course, that's my normal state of being. I'm divorced, the mom of a newly teenaged son, off work (going on three years now) due to a back injury that in no way limits my abilities in bed. I've been called gifted. I can do things you've probably never even dreamed of in bed. A girl has to have a hobby, right? My house is a zoo. My room is a mess. I named the colour orange. I am a ninja but only part time. And I only kill zombies. There's some good eatin' on them zombie folk. I've been to Africa, caught malaria and almost died. I'm a bit nutty most of the time and definitely need someone with a highly developed sense of humour. I smoke both cigarettes and pot (but I have a license to do so!) I don't drink very often. I can count the number of drinks I've had in the last year on one hand and still have fingers left to flash you a peace sign. Actually, I'd only be able to flash you the bird because I have a glass of wine beside me. Leftover from Christmas. I can't let it go to waste! Well, I'm gonna sign off. By the way, everything above is absolutely true (as far as you know) !!!
Peace out!
Casey