We have a menagerie of pets, so it's best if you like canines, felines, rodents and avians. (No, I do NOT own chickens. Yet. I want a goat first. Yes, seriously. Goat's milk rocks!)I LOVE classic rock music, movies (from the silent "Metropolis" to the latest theatrical releases), TV shows that fall into the "medical mystery" or "police mystery" categories, unless they're about food, in which case all bets are off. I also watch "Say Yes To The Dress" just because I think it's hysterical to see what women will go through to get a dress that they're going to wear for a few hours and then bag up in mothballs until they have a daughter who looks at it and goes "BWAHAHAHAHAHA! You want me to wear WHAT?" My oldest daughter is in college. I know from whence I speak
Okay now for some caveats: I AM A MEMBER OF THE GRAMMAR POLICE, ENFORCEMENT DIVISION. If you cannot be bothered to properly spell, punctuate or use proper grammar you should move along, NOTHING to see here. If you send me a message I will simply send it back with corrections. I'm deadly serious, so don't even try it.
I am NOT into cougar fetishes, men who want to be mothered, over-flattery (because it's just ridiculous), deceit, trying to be anything other than what one is, booty calls, being CONVERTED since I'm perfectly happy with my current relationship with my maker and ABOVE ALL ELSE men who don't read profiles. If you can't take the time to read about me then you don't need to contact me.
Take me as I am or not at all - I don't care if you hate me but I'll defend to the death your right to insult me. (Bonus points if you GET that last bit.)
