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Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.

"Bob, Is that you?" Earl asked.

"Of course it's me," Bob replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

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About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'07"
Weight 120 lbs
Body Type a few extra pounds
Movies sci-fi, indie, drama, action, horror, comedy
Orientation straight
Eye Color blue
Hair Color dark brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level high school grad
Profession Sales / Marketing
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live alone
Socially, I am shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views not interested in politics
Food Related Chocoholic, Italian, Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Carnivore, Spicy
Personality lover, intellectual, activist, fun loving, professional, romantic, extrovert
Religious Views Atheist
I'm looking for conversation, friends only, penpal, soulmate, something interesting, fun
My Sign i was born in april, taurus : april 20-may 20
Pets Dog, Dogs, Cat, Cats
Gender Male
Hair Style comb over
Fitness & Sports surfing, cycling
Looking for
Their Body Type a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous
Movies action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation asexual, bisexual, celibate, gay, lesbian, straight
Relationship committed, couple, dating someone special, divorced, domestic partnership, married, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, seeing someone, separated, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Income level $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private, $100,000+, $25,000-$50,000
Do they smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink? daily, socially, teetotaller
They currently live with parents, with pets, with roommate(s), alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with a significant other, with an insignificant other, with kids
Socially, they are a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Personality fun loving, intellectual, introvert, loner, playa, punk, romantic
Miscellaneous deaf, hard of hearing, HIV+
They are looking for conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, miss right now, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

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