Agharet, 51

Funy Fat Man I am a fat good natured man who is smart, funny, loyal, shy, laid back and at times a hopeless romantic. I have not got much on the looks side, but I do have a few piercings and tattoos which alot of ladies find apealing. I tend to be very shy around people and can find it hard to open up, but once I do people generally find me humourous and quite likable and some even loveable(think john candy, chris farley, kevin james and john goodman rolled into one).
If you have ever sen the movie Paul Blart , Mall Cop.. That's me(well except the hypoglycemia and im not a mall cop.. but you get the Idea). I tend not to place alot of value on things like money, power, fame etc.. as they can all be taken away from you in the blink of an eye. So all a person really owns that cannot be taken away is their "Life Story", and for me.. I am just trying to author a good one.

I am looking for a lady who wants to take things slow, friendship at first that may or may not blossom into something special. The kind of lady who is gentle, caring and smart and can see past the physical and like a guy for who he is regarldess of imperfections and flaws.
A wonderful girl, that when I am lounging on the sofa or bed etc.., watching a movie or reading a book, comes over and snuggles in, the smell of her hair, softness of her skin, the subtle rising and falling of her chest and the gentle feeling of her heartbeat as she cuddles into my arms.. then gazing into her eyes and then... at that moment.. knowing that out of all the plethora of guys that she could have been with.. that I was lucky enough that she chose me... soo much so that I forget what I was doing beforehand.
A woman who will put me in my place when I am full of BS and the next minute stand resolute by my side when the world is falling apart. A woman that will order a cheesesteak instead of a leaf of lettuce and a cruton. A gal that can be herself around me and be who she truely is. Thats the kind of girl I am looking for.